the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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