Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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