Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Randomize