Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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