giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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