Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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