I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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