I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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