yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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