I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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