Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize