listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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