her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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