Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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