Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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