i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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