Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
my poor anus
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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