Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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