Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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