Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Found the puke drawer
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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