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• (253): View more from Washington

  Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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• (510): View more from California

  After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.

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• (415): View more from California

  Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.

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• (818): View more from California

  I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.

  (818): View more from California

  I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security

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• (914): View more from New York

  Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked

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