Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?