Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're a waste of cheezeits
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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