what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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