Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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