I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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