How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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