i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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