The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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