I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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