I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
kristin has been a bad kristin
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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