just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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