sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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