I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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