i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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