Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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