Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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