I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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