Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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