Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You coming home soon, man?
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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