Don't you send me to vm
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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