the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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