I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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