Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.