Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life