hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?