We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"