you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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