Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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