Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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