I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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