bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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