you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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