This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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