I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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