the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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