Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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