i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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