my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
did i walk over a car last night?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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