the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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