That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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