Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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